Hello?
Is anybody home?
My God!
Therapist laughs at the patient?
Is that how it works?
Is it?
A man's laid bare before God, he's the butt of the cosmic joke.
I'm sorry.
Really.
Some of this shit might actually work, you know.
There's something to this hat.
The golf ball pendulum thing.
May be onto something.
Oh, Jesus, Roy.
Quoting yourself, "lt is a paraphernalia for lost and desperate souls."
A lost and desperate soul stands before you.
I assume I have the confidentiality of the doctor/client...
...privilege in regard to this outfit?
Of course.
What happened?
I got the shanks.
Are you taking penicillin?
There's a glitch in my swing.
That's Romeo's department.
He thinks it's your department.
Says it's a head thing.
I just came over to congratulate you on the sectionals and...
...to return your car.
David just wanted to make a point.
You know what?
I suppose we could have a therapy session right here and now.
I don't want therapy.
I want you.
I must get some air.
Molly, wait.
Look at me.
Well, not at the moment, but just listen to me.
You're with the wrong guy.
I'm the right guy.
Everyone says my face is screwed up tight as a drum.
I know it's because I've been crazy about you...
...from the moment you came here wearing this stupid shit.
The whole thing's inspired me to get here and caused me to get the shanks...
...which would humiliate me in front of a billion people in a game...
...I used to play pretty good.
Such is life.
So dump that phony bastard you're with and come to the Open in my corner.
Tell me...
...you're not just at least...
...moderately attracted to me.
You have moments, Roy.
You tell me which ones are my moments and I'll duplicate them.
This is a moment.
Now?
I mean, just utterly exposed, completely vulnerable...
...inner child trying to get out.
Yeah? My inner child needs a spanking?
I don't have a car.
Need a ride.
I know a little spot along the river that's great to watch sunsets.
-I do. -Watch the road.
-I know a spot that's great for sunsets. -I bet you do.
Not tonight.
That means maybe some other night.
I didn't mean it like that.
Maybe consciously you didn't mean it that way, but unconsciously....
Did you mean it unconsciously?
Unconsciously, I don't have a clue what I'm talking about.
I feel we're making progress.
I do too.
I have no idea what it's progress towards, though.
Consciously or unconsciously?
It may not be much of a river to you, but to me...
...the Mississippi, the Rio Grande...
...the Danube...
...the Amazon.
I don't know about the Amazon, Roy.
Isn't it obvious to you that you and me are...
...as comfortable together as...
...a couple of old shoes?
Old shoes?
Look, David's a really good person.
Whenever anybody says they're with a really good person...
...it means they're about to leave them.
You're awfully judgmental.
It's one of my few redeeming virtues.
David's involved in a lot of charity work.
-Gets his name in the papers. -Let me just finish.
Many people don't see he's sensitive.
Well, so am l. I mean, hell...
Shit, I'm twice as sensitive as he is. I mean, l...
I brought you to the river. That's a...
...nature kind of thing.
It is a nature kind of thing. It's a very nice river. Thank you.
But that's not the point. The point is David is there for me.
Oh, God.
Not the...
..."He's a very good person and he's there for me" thing.
Let me be your shrink.
That's not a good idea.
You sound like a woman looking for a way out.
Warm?
That's enough, Roy.
I'm sorry.
We could kiss.
No, look, no harm, no foul just a...
...Iittle, small, innocent kind of...
...kind of...
...semi-...
...platonic....
Roy, there's no such thing as...
...semi-platonic, Roy.
There ought to be.
You should take me home.
Well....
Good luck in the Open.
It's got your name on it.
It's Lee Janzen and Billy Mayfair.
They look just like they do on TV.
Look.
Look at these balls.
Brand-new Titleist.
Look at them.
Every one of them, brand-new Titleist.
Sneak a few in the bag.
We swipe enough free shit, we may pay for this fiasco.
Would it be inappropriate if I asked Lee Janzen for his autograph?
I think that's a dead giveaway, but if l got the shanks, we'll be found out soon.
Hit the 7. You always hit that good.
Good thinking.
Come on, man.
Keep your head down.
You're making me nervous.
-Who hit that shot?! -Yeah, who hit it?
Anyone see?
You're supposed to be pros!
-A little thin. -A little fucking thin.
I still got the shanks.
-Don't worry. -Everyone's watching.
Nobody's watching.
Just hit them up. Just stand up there. You can do it.
The guys down the line are a little concerned.
You're Tin Cup?
Right, McAvoy from West Texas. We're from West Texas.
Try aiming left.
Try backing up and giving me just a little room.
That's Johnny Miller.
I don't give a fuck.
Jesus, Cup.
-Can I have your autograph. -No problem. To who?
To Romeo, my best friend,
Good luck to you guys.
You might want to make plane reservations soon, the way you're hitting.
Great Open in '73.
-What a nice guy. -Did you get his autograph?
-Yeah, look...my best friend. -See who's over there?
Jesus Christ.
It's only an autograph, man.
Simms is here.
Shit.
Hit your putter, you can't shank.
You're the Mexican Mac O'Grady. Figure out why I'm shanking.
-Now what? -Shoot.
I'm catching it on the hosel?
Moving my head?
-I'm laying it off? -That, too.
I'm pronating.
-When you're not supinating. -I'm clearing too early, too late.
My swing feels like an unfolding chair!
Put your change in your left pocket.
Go on, do it.
Now, tie your left shoe in a double knot.
-Tie my left shoe? -Right now, do it!
Turn the hat backwards.
Turn your hat around. Do it, Roy!
Take this tee...
...and stick it...
...behind your left ear.
I look like a fool!
What do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Janzen's ass?
Do it now or I'm going to quit.
I swear to God I'll quit.
Good.
Take this ball...
...and hit it up the fairway.
You're ready.
How'd I do that?
Because you're not thinking about shanking or Molly.
You're not thinking.
You're looking like a fool, hitting the ball pure and simple--.
Fuck you.
Fuck me, huh? Well, you're cured.
That's it?
That's it.
Your brain was getting in the way.
That's hardly ever been the case.
No shit, Sherlock.
What next?
You should work on your short game but...
...get drunk.
Get drunk?
You play better.
Remember Brownsville?
Come on.
When do I tee off?
At 7:08. We're the first guys going.
Come on, one more, just do it.
Come on.
-Get it down. -That's in 4 hours.
Right.
Here's to the finely-tuned athlete on the verge of greatness.
Should have set an alarm.
The 7:08 pairing...
...from Salami, Texas, Mr. Roy McAvoy.
Any time for a quick bucket?
Tee it up.
We almost missed the starting time getting you off the floor.
You don't handle hooch like you used to.
I've seen this hole on TV. Hit the big dog up the chute.
I've learned my lesson. I'll play it safe, smart...
...conservative.
Fairways and greens. Hand me a 2-iron.
You sure?
Here we go.
Not a good day.
Be humble.
83.
You're humble now, homes.
I was hungover.
Maybe that was a coaching mistake.
Yeah, maybe it was. Thanks, amigo.
David Simms...
...is the first-round leader at the U.S. Open after a brilliant 67.
Well, Jim, I must tell you...
...I didn't expect to go out there right out and shoot a 67.
I've marveled at how you've been able to balance superb play...
...with the energy you give...
...to so many charities and all of your fans.
Well, you know l--. This game is about...
...tradition and integrity and honor.
You know, the U.S. Open is it for us.
So I'm going to go out tomorrow and try to make some good swings.
Lord willing...
...I'll do well and....
The Anti-Christ shoots 67.
Believe that?
Yeah, the old Antichrist had a hot putter today.
Good seeing you.
Be well, buddy. I'll see you out in the trenches.
I must run right now...
...but I'll see you later.
Christ Almighty Jesus.
The cover or nothing.
They want you for USA Weekend. We're saying it's the cover or no go.
Excuse me, Mr. Simms.
Would you give our grandson an autograph?
Please, Mr. Simms?
Can you people not see that I'm busy? I'm working.
This is my office.
Do I come to your office and ask for an autograph?
I don't think so.
Jesus.
What an ugly dog.
It's okay, Joe.
-Nice playing. -Hell of a round.
Great start.
I got lucky out there.
Hello, Cup.
I heard you put a monster number up there.
It could have been worse.
I played in the Pro-Am with some asshole movie star here once.
Shot an 82.
Now, how in the world...
...can a great ball-striker like you...
...a legend...
...manage to put up an 83?
Well, I missed a 4-foot putt on 18...
...for an 82.
That's how.
Ain't like playing some muni-track in Brownsville, is it?
Does "integrity, tradition and honor"...
...include kicking a man when he's down?
This is just guy stuff.
It's just bar talk.
No offense?
This man still has a lot of great golf shots in his system.
It's okay. Go away.
Just...I don't need any attention right now.
I'll bet you $100 that Roy can hit a ball...
...through the door, over the patio into the river.
And, Harold, give me a vodka tonic with a twist.
Really, this isn't dignified.
Oh, I am so sorry.
I just want to go home.
What about the river?
The piranha, the immortality, all that bullshit?
You going to drag your ass home with an 83?
$200.
For $200...
...Roy can hit the ball through the bar, out the patio, into the river...
...and make that pelican right there fly off its post.
From right here.
God Almighty.
This is ridiculous.
You got the shot, pods.
Romeo, shut up.
Just turn it over and start it off low and go it right to left--.
He can do it.
You can do it. And I'm not leaving till one of you men act in a manly fashion.
Can we get this over with?
One ball...
...one swing...
...one...
...pelican.
From there.
You can do it.
You're the man. Shut him up.
One swing?
One swing.
4 to 1.
Give him 10-1.
I'll need a fairway.
Here's what he's got.
30 yards of bar and grill, then must go through the doors, over umbrellas...
...then carry 30 yards of river.
He must pop that pelican off its perch.
Kind of a thin line.
Beats that deep shit rough you were in all day.
Pelican's on the other side.
What a tough shot.
He's just got to be thinking of that brutal, ego-sapping, manhood-robbing...
...83 he buried himself under today.
That's an avalanche of strokes.
Get control of that guy.
Will you shut up? Get down.
Did you see that shot?!
Oh, my God!
That should cover it.
You know...
...you're all fucking nuts.
You really look good.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I kind of shanked that.
Come on!
Shit.
God.
Shit, man.
Tempo's everything.
Perfection is...
...unattainable.
You know, someone said...
...golf and sex are the only things you don't have to be good at to enjoy.
Can I have a Mulligan?
-A what? -Mulligan.
What's a Mulligan?
Just hold still...
...don't move...
...and I'll show you.
In fact, wait a minute, get on top. I'll show you.
I'll tee it up.
Come on, Roy.
Welcome everyone, Jim Nantz with Ken Venturi.
The sun's struggling to appear.
The course is drying up. In case you're just joining us...
...David Simms is tied for the lead at 5 under par with Peter Jacobsen.
But the real story today involves a driving range pro...
...who shot an opening round 83 yesterday...
...but is now making U.S. Open history.
The single round record in Open history is in jeopardy because of McAvoy.
Another driving range pro, it's all we needed.
It's heroes that I need. Not obscure driving range pros.
Okay, Ben, back at 16.
This putt he's studied from every angle and I'm sure he knows...
...it's got to be firm on the left-hand edge with this putt.
Get thumbnails on these guys. I don't know where he's from...
...but here he is, going ten under, if he makes it.
Look at that. Smooth as silk.
He's made it!
10 under par for McAvoy!
Man alive!
This is the stuff of legend, I would say.
Who is McAvoy?
You ever hear of this McAvoy guy?
Roy McAvoy, after a par at 17. An eagle to shoot 60...
...although no one has knocked it onto the green in 2 here today.
It's not a shot you want to be aggressive with.
You gotta be conservative, you gotta think to shot out.
He's in great position.
It's a 3 shot par 5.
Especially today, a little wind in the face.
John Daly ended up in the water going for this green in two.
237, man, to carry that water.
237, man.
3-wood.
Hit hard.
Jimmy, if he lays up, he takes the bogey out of play.
He goes for the green, he brings 6 in, he brings 7 in.
He must remember he's in contention.
He has a chance to win. He must play smart.
He didn't have enough club.
Well, what the hell?
You ride her until she bucks you...
...or don't ride at all.
If he can still knock a wedge close and make par...
...it'd be one of the most remarkable turn-arounds in history.
He's got 85 yards from here and the drop zone is short of the water.
He'll need to get it on the upper level of the multi-terraced green.
That's a good solid shot leaving him about 12 feet away for par.
A par and 62...
...the all-time Open round record.
Good stroke.
He's got it.
Unbelievable.
McAvoy has done it.
You just saw the greatest round in U.S. Open history.
62.
The all-time lowest round in a major doesn't belong to a Jack Nicklaus...
...or an Arnold Palmer...
...Hogan or Sneed.
It's been shot by the most improbable artist.
Roy McAvoy has his signature...
...on golf's all-time masterpiece round.
I've got money from the bet. Let's go somewhere fancy and celebrate.
There's nothing to celebrate. Besides, these are my people.
I'm a Waffle House guy. Got to stay in touch with that.
Plus, he needs his carbohydrates.
Plus, if the boys in Salome were in town, they'd come here.
The legend!
We've been on a bus 2 days.
It's so good to see you.
Sweet 62!
Put the tables together.
Does this feel like home?
We just want you to know we are with you all the way.
Doreen, meet Dr. Griswold.
This is Molly.
She's my shrink.
Well, ex-shrink.
We're sleeping together, so I can't be.
Knew it. Thanks.
Knew what?
Nothing.
Good luck.
You know what? I've got a little extra cash...
...why don't we go somewhere a little fancy and celebrate?
Why?
In honor of--.
It's the Waffle House.
I know.
I've been dreaming about waffles for 1,800 miles.
Me too.
There's a Waffle House like this in Odessa, Texas.
No, Midlands.
It's in Odessa.
It's in Odessa. I'm from Odessa. I was born there.
That's where it is.
The man.
To the Cup!
Cup Man!
You didn't have to do that.
You look lovely tonight.
Thank you.
I don't know if anyone told you, but you're a great dancer.
Really?
But they had one there. That's all I'm saying.
It was Odessa.
That's not what I was talking about, you know where we stopped.
There's an easy way to figure this out.
You ever tango?
No.
Do you?
-...
Romeo, you dance?
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't get much better than this.
This extraordinary Roy McAvoy, he just won't go away.
This humble pro from Salome, wherever that is.
-Little town, west Texas. -lt hasn't been discovered yet.
Over to 1 8, guys, quickly.
John Cook at the par 5 18th.
No stranger to championship play. And he's going to lay up.
Meanwhile, here's Roy McAvoy.
He has the same shot he knocked in the water yesterday.
The thing to do is tune out the gallery saying "go for it."
He's back in contention, but he must continue to play smart.
Give me a 3-wood.
He's pulled the 3-wood and he continues to play without an ounce of fear.
That is just inexperience, just pure and simple.
This is for Venturi up in the booth thinking I should lay up.
What does he know? He only won this tournament before you were born.
Caught it a little bit high, a breeze in his face. That's got to go.
-He's done it again. -No, not again.
He has found the water for the third straight day.
What was he thinking about?
Give me another ball.
What?
It's a water hazard.
You go up there and take a drop. Try to save par, like yesterday.
You're right.
What the hell was I thinking?
He's tied for the lead...
...this Roy McAvoy, this "Tin Cup" this empty cup...
...this air-brain out of nowhere.
West Texas.
Thank you for West Texas.
You went for the green on 18 today. Do you think that cost you?
I saved par, didn't l?
Didn't l?
You had the same shot yesterday on 18 without a headwind.
You don't think I can?
It's unlikely.
So am l. Look at me, all right?
Look what I'm wearing. I'm playing for Rio Grande Short-Haul Trucking.
Brink's and Brown's Sanitation.
First State Bank of Salome. Woody's Smokehouse.
You think a guy like me bothers to worry about the percentages?
Are you nervous about tomorrow, Roy?
It won't always be like this, you know.
What?
With me, surrounded by all these guys snoring.
Stripper ex-girlfriend laying across from us.
My caddie sleeping next to her.
It won't always be like this.
Yes, it will, Roy.
It will.
Dollar bills.
First up in the final pairing, from Salome, Texas...
...Roy McAvoy.
Fairways and greens, and don't forget to wave...
...as I blow by.
You mean blow up, don't you, sport? You always do.
Playing out of Houston, Texas... ...David Simms.
It's okay, exactly where you are. You're in great shape.
How's the lie?
Shit, it's buried.
Don't touch it.
I know the rules.
What'll you do?
Go right through there.
Go for it.
-Oh, God! -Don't worry about it.
It was my fault. I gave you the wrong club. You'll be fine.
Don't worry. You did fine. Give me the club.
We've just heard Roy McAvoy has taken a disastrous double-bogey...
...to open his final round here.
Trouble back there.
Just keep making pars.
I'll take 1 8 of them, all day.
Do it, and I'll own you.
Fore!
Roy McAvoy's second shot...
...at the second hole has gone deep into the woods.
For a report on his plight, let's go to Gary McCord...
...who has spent most of his life in the woods and in darkness.
He's in jail here.
No chance for parole.
He's got to hit the ball back in the fairway, pitch the ball on the green...
...and get up and down for par.
No chance to hit it on the green.
$50 says I knock it on with a 7-iron.
On the green?
Right.
You got it.
Move these people back right here. I'm going right there.
What's he got?
What's he doing?
He's going to try to ricochet off the toilet with a hooded 7-iron.
He's hitting off the shitter.
I can't believe he's doing this.
DVT 1, record.
Record this.
Roy McAvoy has banked his third shot at the second hole...
...between the trees, off a water closet, or loo, as you might call it...
...and got it on the green, somehow, in three.
May be the shot that gets him back on track here.
It could erase that double-bogey.
Best thing that ever happened to him.
Oh, that was great.
I didn't know there was a mirror in here. Isn't that cute?
Let me just look at my....
Looks level. Roll it in like you know what you're doing.
Hit it close, sport.
How did he get the name Tin Cup?
He was the catcher on the high school baseball team.
Star pitcher had a curve.
Not all his pitches hit Roy in the mitt.
Team thought "Tin Cup" was a whole lot better than "Clank."
Fuck.
Too bad.
Can I ask you a question?
Have you ever had a Latin lover?
Where does he get his name from is what I want to know.
Why did you wait so long to leave that Simms character?
It takes time to realize Prince Charming might be wearing a beer-stained shirt...
...eating sausage...
...making $7 an hour in some driving range.
You don't try to fix men, I hope. Men cannot be fixed, especially him.
I've been pathetically slow learning that lesson.
-How are you? -How are you?
Good.
I could use help.
I've seen what you've done with McAvoy. It could come in handy.
Let me give you my card.
Great.
If you have more of these, a bunch of the other guys could use your help.
Take them all.
-This is Doreen. -Hi, how are you?
My number's there, call any time.
I counsel couples, so bring your caddie if you want.
I'll think about it, and I'll give you a call.
Thanks.
Bye, nice meeting you.
Cheers.
That puts Jacobsen into a tie at 7, guys.
That Tin Cup guy is one shot back. Let's keep abreast of that.
That birdie by Peter Jacobsen forged a tie...
...at 7 under with David Simms.
And Roy McAvoy just won't go away.
He's only one shot back at 6 under par.
He's throwing darts. If we don't make birdies, we're playing for second.
Can you believe McAvoy's still here?
I can't believe "Tin Cup" might appear with my name on a trophy.
It's come down to the 72nd hole of this championship...
...and 3 men all battling to be crowned the Open champion.
Jacobsen's on the fairway...
...at 8 under par...
...tied for the lead with Roy McAvoy, who's on the 18th tee.
And David Simms is back there trailing by one.
-Jacobsen's laying up. -Took out an iron.
Jacobsen's going to lay up. He's tied for the lead.
Assures himself of a par...
...and with his short game...
...he could make birdie.
You ain't going to have that luxury.
Not if you play to win.
We've seen this position before.
McAvoy with another perfect drive at the 18th.
The last thing he needs right now is an excuse to go for the green.
I didn't catch it all.
Well, that's okay. You'll have to lay up then.
This is for par.
So, birdie wins it.
That's par.
He's in the lead.
They all must catch him.
You or me, Dave?
He's laying up.
Birdie to tie, eagle to win. Gutless wonder's laying up.
It's birdie to win and par to tie for you. Lay up.
You can still make a birdie laying up.
You know what?
If I make an eagle that puts me 10 under.
No one's ever finished an Open 10 under, not even Nicklaus.
You don't need an eagle to win. Birdie wins, par ties.
Lay it up.
Birdie wins, parties. Hole out a wedge for a goddamn eagle?!
This is everything.
This is the choice it comes down to, this is our immortality.
Don't think about immortality, think " hit the 7-iron."
No, no, no. This is what always happens. He's going for it.
Go for it!
Molly, get a grip.
He only needs par to tie. Tell him to lay up.
Go for it, Roy! Just knock it on!
This is why we broke up. He always went for it.
My problem is, I've never been with a man who went for it.
Honey, he's your guy.
One swing, Roy.
One good swing.
John Daly couldn't do it. What's he doing?
Unbelievable he's going for it 4 days in a row.
No, 3 days he's put it in the water.
It'll be 4 days if he hits his 3-wood.
Come on, baby.
We're home.
This has a chance.
It's got to go.
This has a chance. I think he's done it.
Little gust there.
Stay up!
You can still make par from there.
Right.
Take a drop, we'll make par, we'll tie.
I nutted that thing. I mean, I nutted it.
I know. You put a hell of a move on it.
Little gust from the gods cost me.
We'll take our drop, tie...
...and win the playoff.
-I can make that shot! -I know!
-But not now! -Now!
I'm playing it from right here, now.
Make your par.
Now.
Take your drop.
Give me a ball.
Unbelievable.
I can't watch this.
Fourth shot.
I don't believe this. He could go up, use the drop zone, make par...
...force a playoff with Jacobsen and get out of here.
Easy, guys. He can still make 5. He can still make 5.
We could still have a playoff.
Give me a ball.
Take a drop.
Give me a ball!
Just take your drop.
Dropping 5, hitting 6.
What's he doing? All he'd have to do is walk up there and take a drop.
Make a 5, for crying out loud. That's insane.
Somebody tackle him.
Give me a ball.
Dropping 7...
...hitting his 8th shot.
It's a miracle he lasted this long.
We ought to have a camera on Simms.
He can't watch.
Someone tell him he doesn't have to hit it from there.
He's dropping 9. He's hitting 10.
God, I'm going to faint.
Oh, Jesus.
This is the last ball in the bag. This gets wet, we're disqualified.
I can make it across.
Then do it.
Quit fucking around.
He's crazy.
Oh, God. He's right.
You're right, Roy! Just knock it on! Let her rip!
-You're losing it. -I have lost it.
But so has he.
-He's crazy. -So are you.
This is a 12.
He must start worrying about qualifying for next year's Open.
He lost this one.
He'll end up selling...
...ties and renting golf carts the rest of his life.
I don't know what I'm feeling. This is the most painful thing I've ever seen.
He doesn't finish the hole with this ball...
...he's disqualified.
Oh, my God. Dear Lord, please. Dear Lord.
Get over.
He's over.
I can't believe it!
I love you!
My God!
-Unbelievable! -Jesus Christ!
Did you see this?
That was a 12. That was a 12.
He was on the green and in and out in 12.
Boss, you blew that one.
-I didn't come here to play for second. -Simms'll always be second.
I'll meet you at the Winnebago! I'll fire up the blender!
I just gave away the U.S. Open.
That was incredible! That was the shot of the tournament!
I just gave away the U.S. Open.
It doesn't matter.
One time in my life I know the safe play to hit and I still....
Shit, I still can't make myself do it.
It doesn't matter.
My whole career, my whole life on the line....
I just made a 12 on the last hole of the Open!
You sure did. It was the greatest 12 of all time.
No one's going to remember the Open 5 years from now, who won...
...but they'll remember your 12!
My, God, Roy, it was... Well, it's immortal!
I am so proud of you!
I gotta hand it to you.
When you go down, you go down in flames.
Never mind.
Kiss me.
-David, you got a minute? -Not right now.
Can I have your autograph?
Sure, I always got time for my fans, darling.
Don't you look cute. Come on under.
Nice par, David.
By finishing in the top 15 at the Open you qualified to be in it next year.
Really?
I didn't know that.
With your game you could go back to the qualifying school and go out on tour.
Then I wouldn't see you.
Actually, I picked up a whole bunch of new clients at the Open.
Guys said if I could do that for you, imagine what I could do for them.
There's a lot of head cases out there.
A man goes through what I have...
...he's supposed to learn something.
I'm trying to figure out what I learned.
You think I learned anything?
You learned a little discipline, some self-control.
I learned...
...you can't just listen to your heart, but also to your brain.
I'm learning how to listen to that tuning fork...
...throw caution to the wind and...
...take crazy risks I never thought were possible.
Come on, Molly, when did you ever take a crazy risk?
I'm with you, Roy.
I'm with you.
You know...
...we could kiss....
You mean like a no harm, no foul kiss?
Yeah, kind of a semi-platonic little...
...sweet...
...innocent....
Good idea!